Wired Tales

'Guilty' pleasure without guilt:
A journal of prurient observations.

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Explanations

To everyone: First: I'm a happily-married middle-aged man. I wanted to get that disclosure out of the way: None of this pretending to be a hot young hardbody on the prowl. That's not my style.
To my wife: Sometimes I get tired of leading a PG-rated life and want to spend a little "quality time" in NC-17...
What's on this site: It's written, vaguely, as if it were a highly personalized copy of The Joy of Sex. Most couples start out owning a copy of that book, then grow beyond it as they learn what sex and intimacy mean to them. Suppose that, while paging through it looking for ideas, you discover that your partner makes notes in the margins.

Articles

40 Mistakes Men Make...: Once aroused, we stay aroused until release, with a commensurate decline in subtle reasoning and observational skills. (We also lose what small interest we had in whether peach goes with mauve.)
Afternoon Dash and Midnight Stroll: I was wholly exposed, irrevocably committed. Anybody could have driven by, could have easily come within line of sight before I could conceal myself. The feeling was... indescribable. Exhiliarating.
Anal sex: My fear... is that I will enjoy it a lot -- and herself will hate it...
Auto-fellatio: Not a man alive hasn't wished he were a dog on occasion... but then, if I could do that, I might never leave the house.
Bondage: The prisoner, once committed to the game, might find that the captor has unexpected tastes, but is no longer in a position to object. Having placed themselves utterly at their partner's mercy, they might discover too late that their partner doesn't have any.
Bondage: Now what?: "Sometimes my husband and I get adventurous and try a little bondage. He loves it when I tie him up, but I never know what to do with him next."
Bondage: Accessories: If people would talk about mirrors in the bedroom, what would they say about a block and tackle?
Exhibitionism: As she came around my car to say goodbye, though, she leaned on the window sill - and her neckline fell open, far further open than I thought it could, to reveal that she was wearing neither slip nor bra, and maybe not panties either.
For art's sake: There is something... compelling about the idea of being a part of something this big. To show up and get naked with 600-1000 other naked people, purely for art's sake.
The Grafenberg spot: There is not enough research to be certain--heck, there is no research to speak of--but anecdotal evidence indicates that most women can condition themselves to respond to g-spot stimulation, if they don't already.
Hands: With a hint of a smile, she asked, "Is something wrong?" When I started breathing again, I admitted with an embarrassed grin, "You probably shouldn't do that." Her eyes sparkled mischeviously. "This?" she said, as she...
Masturbation: Unless she pitches a royal fit and threatens to divorce me, I'm going to keep doing it. I don't wish to rub her nose in it, so to speak (although some women like that :) )...
Masturbation Questions: I always tell myself that this time I'm going to go for endurance. When the moment approaches, my will power vanishes. (Further comments, provoked by questions found at Jackinworld.com.)
Masturbation as a Spectator Sport: I know that I would enjoy watching her - and I believe I would enjoy being watched by her.
Masturbation Like Clockwork: Interesting how one's time sense warps in these situations.
More Masturbation Questions: How many people have stripped naked and masturbated on stage?
Mistakes Women Make: Lily and Nedra have asked me to think about a companion piece about the mistakes Women make. Of course, Nedra said, women don't make mistakes, so it can't be a long list. Right.
Mistakes Women Make: Follow-up: Sex is not a household chore. It does not exist on the same plane as laundry, lawn mowers, dishes and dusting. There is no point of tangency. It does not belong in the same conversation.
Naked pictures: What are digital cameras for?
Nudity: I love being naked...
Oral sex: It's a game wherein the recipient's job is to lie still and the giver's job is to make that impossible. Fortunately, it's a game that everybody wins.
Oral sex 2: Cunnilingus: Just in case she has any lingering insecurity on this point: I think she's delicious.
Oral sex 2: Fellatio: I certainly do enjoy the attention...
Outdoors: You probably hoped we were done with this when we got married...
Porn: If I'm going to look at naked women (and, given an opportunity, I'm gonna look - sorry)...
Prostate: I can't tell you what it feels like for her fingers to dance around my ass and not go in. I wanted to scream, cry, beg, beat my head against the wall, something. Aaugh!
Public places: The idea of being naked in a public place (under non-public circumstances) is exciting...
Shaving: Styles have changed while I wasn't paying attention.
Video: Normal-shaped middle-aged people probably shouldn't watch themselves...

Daydreams

Overtime: He stood naked in the reception area of her office.
This was a lot more arousing than he thought it would be. He thought about the women who would have been occupying the area during business hours. He thought about being a client so important that he could walk in naked and nobody would have the nerve to object.
She looked up from her paperwork... and an eyebrow raised...

Fantasies

Back to nature: "The dedicated hikers are on the more challenging trails, and the beginners aren't out at all. Come on, let's have your clothes. Everything. I'll put them right here in my backpack. Not the blindfold," she corrected herself, as I reached for the blindfold again. "Everything but that."
Coach: "That hunk is still chained up naked in bed, and you're on the phone to me?"
"Well, I don't know what to do with him!"
That was it. Cass couldn't hold it any longer. She burst out laughing again, this time forgetting the MUTE button.
"Thank you too much. I'm glad somebody is amused."
Product testing: Janet froze, stunned, at the tableau before her. Jason was blushing furiously, wearing an erection and nothing else, hogtied or something like it. A muffled "mm-mmmu" came from his gagged mouth: It might have been hello.
What do you say at a moment like this?

Nightmares

From Other Sources

Arlo and Janis: Sometimes I wonder how these things ever get into the daily paper...

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