There are two contexts for the word "video" in sex, and I am skeptical about both of them. One is setting up a video camera such that we could watch ourselves fuck. It strikes me that there is a tremendous potential for unintentional comedy. Normal-shaped middle-aged people probably shouldn't watch themselves fuck: It might be too, er, brutal.
The other is the idea of buying or renting x-rated videos to get us "in the mood". Hey, I'm always in the mood. :) But anything that helps you get in the mood is obviously in my best interests. :)
Actually, I just thought of a third way. Back to the Playboy Advisor:
For Christmas, my wife of two years gave me a video camera and a tripod. I used the camera regularly for a while, then lost interest. Then one night when I came home, she sat me down in front of the TV, popped a tape into the VCR and cuddled up next to me on the couch. To my absolute astonishment, the video showed my wife wearing lingerie and puttering around in our kitchen. Then she undressed slowly, climbed onto the table and began masturbating with her legs open to the camera. At that point, I begged her to make love to me. Watching her on the screen at the same time we were having sex was the most erotic experience of my life.
I'm sorry, I got distracted: What was the question again? (Actually, the writer's actual question was how to market amateur porn, and I promise you, I will never want to go there.)
On the other hand, I know at some point we had borrowed someone's video camera for some other purpose (maybe taping our children's birthday party), and while we had it I videotaped myself masturbating. I discovered that watching myself masturbate on video is one of the stupidest ideas I've ever had. It seemed so, I don't know, important at the time, but onscreen there's only a long, monotonous sequence of dick-shaking (it took longer than I remembered), then an underwhelming dribble (Is that it? Is that's what so many women are afraid to swallow? Is that all the come I produce? Is that all the far it goes? It feels like it's going to hit the far wall when I'm ejaculating.) and it's over. Almost put me off masturbating completely. Well, for a little while. :)
Maybe I should have kept it and showed it to you...
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